Keane's Quotables

"There is nothing I enjoy more than a huge dump"

The other night, after Keane's ground breaking ceremony at work, we were treated to dinner with one of his coworkers and the owner's rep on the job. While chatting over our nice meals, we all noticed how hard it happened to be snowing outside. Keane proceeded to convey his love for large snow storms with a very uncomfortable and inappropriate depiction.

As soon as he said it, he realized it came out wrong. All wrong. And I almost snorted liquids through my nose. 

That guy...