Sometime around 3am the other night... Keane jolted up in bed and reached across to grab my legs. Having almost scared the poo right out o...

Me: How do you feel about thigh gap? Keane: I'm sorry, what? Me: Thigh gap. It's a very hot topic right now. Women don't wan...

There are two things I've come to know as true in our household.  1) I like reality television. a lot. (There I said it.) 2) Kean...

A particularly ridonkulous conversation which took place in the middle of the night while I was nursing Liv. It started with a jab to Keane...

Keane: Why would you buy such a creepy toy to hang in our daughter's face?  Me: What? What do you mean?  Keane: That weird looking ...

Me: "What would you do if you had to go to prison for the rest of your life?" Him: "Well, I'd probably try to gouge som...

After an appointment with our midwife yesterday, Keane and I were discussing our birth plan and envisioning how we anticipate things playing...

Him: "This lotion smells like rotten sour cream." Me: "Well my face smells like rotten eggs."  Him: "Match...

"What's Metamucil? Should we start drinking that soon? Isn't that what old people drink for their joints? You should probably ...

After coming across  this photo on Pinterest, I showed it to Keane and told him I wanted to reenact it because it's so beautiful...

"Love you! Life is good today!" This wouldn't normally be considered a funny comment, except that Keane accidentally text...

"Babe, I'm here in sickness or health, injured or noninjured, back or hip, groin or intestines, vomit or diarrhea." There...

"Maybe you could grab the spray bottle and a piece of gum." I have been cutting Keane's hair for years.  Not because I ...

"There is nothing I enjoy more than a huge dump" The other night, after Keane's ground breaking ceremony at work, we were...

"This is terrible! I went from a wonderful morning back-scratch to having ice cold chai dripping down my crack." I have said ...