Him: "This lotion smells like rotten sour cream."
Me: "Well my face smells like rotten eggs."
Him: "Match made in heaven."
I love apple cider vinegar. I mix it in my water, cook with it and recently started rubbing it on my face at night as a toner. Before you judge, an esthetician recommended it.
After I wash my face with soap, I mix two parts water and one part raw apple cider vinegar, dab the mixture on my face with a cotton ball, let it sit for 15 minutes, then rinse.
A few nights ago, Keane happened to be moisturizing with some really old Udder Cream he found under the sink while I was applying my nightly regimen (See Also: STINKY).
We were a sight for sore
A short while later as we were lying in bed, I initiated this exchange:
Me: "Eww, your feet stink!"
Him: "No, Kelly. That's your face."
Me: "Oh. Right...sorry."
It's a glamourous life we live.