Me: ::jab jab::
Him: What?! What the hell was that?!
Me: It was me. You're snoring.
Him: Mmmm like a Ferrari. (I mean....who even is this person!)
::crickets while trying to contain my laughter::
Me: Oooookay... well can you roll over?
Him: Yeah, sure, you got it.
::Meanwhile, he remains in the same position and continues to snore::
Me: KEANE! ROLL OVER! ::simultaneous kick to the leg::
Him: Oh yeah, sorry.
He's lucky he's cute.