Keane: Why would you buy such a creepy toy to hang in our daughter's face?
Me: What? What do you mean?
Keane: That weird looking African man wearing a beanie. It's kind of scary.
Me: Keane, that's a zebra. Z for zebra...see?
He legitimately thought the lower half of the zebra's head was the face of a man (two white eyes, a weird nose and a big smile) and he couldn't figure out what the Z was for. And now, since he pointed it out, all I can see is a man in a striped suit with a superhero Z on his chest. Thanks for ruining such a cute (and expensive) Pottery Barn toy for me, babe!