Me: How do you feel about thigh gap?
Keane: I'm sorry, what?
Me: Thigh gap. It's a very hot topic right now. Women don't want their thighs to touch when their feet are together. They think thigh gap is the ultimate "thinspiration."
Keane: First of all, Ew. Women whose thighs don't touch look like little boys. And second, where are you coming up with all of this terminology?
Well ladies, you heard it straight from the horse's mouth...DOWN WITH THIGH GAP!